Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

sack plays

When you’ve been getting p*ssy

Yo, I’ve been gettin sack plays!

Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.

Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

wanna play smth?

wanna play smth is another way to asking someone to play

Person 1: wanna play smth?
Person 2: Sure, *SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*

play dj hero

Female masturbation

I know she play DJ hero she's lonely.