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After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.
Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.
sex and breakfast in the morning
Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.
when you post a instagram flic as if you're somewhere you were before
> omg are you in italy? i saw your post
> naw, i'm just ghost posting, i came back last week
Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned