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punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht March 26, 2018


Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019


tractor punch

to punch a female in her Privates

she just got tractor punch approved!

by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010


Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 17, 2019


Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016


Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018


punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017