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Sam

Sam is crazy cute and she’s meant to be with Nathan

Sam

by Nathaniel tate Davis the 3rd October 8, 2022


Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 5, 2022


Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019


Sam

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

by lilboibabby September 4, 2018


Sam

Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.

If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.

by wghyamihere April 11, 2023


Sam

Isn’t gay just sexy

1) sam’s gay

Sam) No u

by DarKness Bladz April 28, 2020


Sam

Big nigga with fat dick but can pull a fucking tower

Nigga bitch sam is a nigga

by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024