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Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.
Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.
a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.
ie: get out if my way turd grader
When two things are equally as shit as each other.
“Hipsters are better than chavs”.
“They’re different sides of the same turd!”
This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon