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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
A person who try's so hard they always get put down or in a bad place.
For example: A female who has been in a relation ship with a male for long time and then he leaves her for a younger girl and after she gets back with him and gets cheated on by him and she still secretly messages him non stop because she still loves him while she is also in love with his friend but neither like her and both use her. Therefore she try's to hard for a man and is busting a try hard. Can be male as well or anyone trying way to hard
This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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