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Most played out city in America.
Used to be a cool, tough, blue collared type place, but now is overrun with hipster faggets thinking they're living a "real", "urban" life style by leaving their shithole town in Maine or Pennsylvania and going to New York with 8 of their fucking suburbinite beer pong buddies. They love pretending to be poor even though their parents are probably paying $1000000000 for their closet sized apartment in SoHo. Once they move there they think they have the rough city life figured out (even tho NYC is not real, or rough city anymore) and flaunt it in other places with true born n raised, hard working city people like Chicago, Philly or Atlanta.
Native New Yorker's try and hide this but everyone knows their city has gone fake and sissified, and that New Yorkers are bunch of pussies now. They fail to realize you're not tough when ur talking shit while wearing the latest in designer fashion, and while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to live in a so-called new york "ghetto". White people spike their hair and wear skin tight clothes, black people skateboard, and "gangbangers" pay more money to stay in their "hood" than somebody in Philly or Chicago would for a real nice apartment in a good area. Yeah New York, real tough.
New York City used to be like a big version of Chicago, now it's a like big version of San Francisco, but natives are in denial.
Harlem native Cam'ron realizes how soft New York City has become, and is now representing Chicago and other Midwest areas on his new album for street cred.
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When two men put both of their dicks inside one single condom and then jerk off together.
Brian: Hey can I borrow a condom? My boyfriend wants to make a Steel City Sandwich tonight.
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Sex Term. Describes that act of fucking a pregnant women, punching her in the lower spine so that her body stiffens, then rocking her on her belly: similar to a see-saw. Most often performed in Akron, OH, hence "Rubber City."
She pissed me off, so I pulled a Rubber City Rocker.
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Sioux City East is a high school in Sioux City, IA. It is a great school, but gets a bad rep for being the “rich” school. They beat North and West at everything, and that is just how it is. Despite the teachers being confusing, the students being fake, and the building being shit...it’s definitely the better school of Sioux City
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Sioux City East
Person 1: Hey, at least it isn’t Sioux City North!
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Kansas City, Missouri. The way people raised in Kansas City, Missouri pronounce KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
"I'm from Kan City, Missoura."
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The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.
After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.
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"Sex and The City" syndrome refers to a woman who needs a man to validate her existence. This goes for both serial daters, and women who consider themselves (or are) serial monogamists for the same reason.
It is a very sad, and might I say, quite pathetic, syndrome.
White women seem to be the primary sufferers, however, women from any race or ethnic background can suffer from Sex and The City syndrome.
This term is primarily used to define a certain attitude the show gave off. The attitude that despite being a successful, beautiful woman..one has to have a man to feel completely fulfilled.
1. A woman who continuously dates different men because she is afraid to be alone, or because she feels (consciously or subconsciously) that having a man validates her existence. This can apply to women who are constantly looking to get a relationship out of these dates, or women who are constantly looking for sex as a means to fulfill some long empty void.
"My best friend is going on ANOTHER date...she was so depressed last week because "no one wanted her." Ugh, she definitely has Sex and The City Syndrome!"
2. A woman who has been in a monogamous relationship for a while with a man who treats her badly or unequally, yet she stays with him for fear of being alone, or fear that without him her existence will no longer be worthwhile.
"She is crying again over something her boyfriend did to her...he treats her like such crap, yet stays with him. Its like she needs him to validate her existence, or she is so afraid and unsure of herself she feels she needs a man...a man who treats her like crap! She SO has Sex and The City Syndrome..its sad."
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