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David

David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.

Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!

by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021


David

A bitch

David is a bitch

by Ilizabeth June 25, 2024


David

David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.

David, the Kaneki kinnie

by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021


David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022


David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 30, 2024


David

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.

Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.

by 420n October 9, 2019


David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.

Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)

by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022