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Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.
Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.
When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water
I drank my cum during water bottle sex
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A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...
"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"
"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"
"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"
"Clean as a whistle!"
when semen drips down a hairy vagina
bitch shave that pussy or there will be some white water rapids drippin all over my good sheets
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A phrase used by Irish people (who dislike the English) to describe the English
Jimmy : "So Paddy, who are Irelnad playin' in the next match, do yi' know?"
Paddy : "Them across the water"
Jimmy : "Oh..!"
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Trying butt sex for the first time.
Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.
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Anything that would be considered tea.
"Could I get a large freedom bag water please?"