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A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.
We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.
typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.
jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff
The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy
Person: what the fuck
Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.
*Drowns and only Jake can save me*
A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.
Girl 1: oh look there’s a boy
Girl 2: he’s flirting with 2 girls
Girl 1: definitely he’s a jake
Jake is a kind person sometimes but also can be a prick but you can’t help but forgive him in his mistakes that he makes you feel loved but when he messes up with you will feel like your life is missing something
Jake is a prick