Random
Source Code
Random
I can hear that guy listening to Brand New through his headphones… must be an Adam.
An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism
The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH
He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
Adam is just one fake ass beaner; he most definitely fucked your dad or grandpa. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT let Adam around your dad or grandpa; that man will do unspeakable things to them. P.S. Adam is not your average beaner.
Oh God, is that Adam? I heard he will grab your nuts and twist them while running a train with the immigrants that work at the home depot around the corner on you, your dad, uncle, grandpa, and cousins.