April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼
Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW
National kiss your crush/boyfriend or girlfriend on the cheek
It’s April 6th go for it!
Because why not have a thing for April 6th
Today is national hold your partners hand and hug each other like you never did !
X: they’ve been holding hands for so long and they keep hugging each other.
X: they’ve been doing that because it’s April 6th and it’s some national hold your partner hand and hug them like you never did, don’t you remember?
X: Ohh that’s right I forgot.
A boy with whom you are looking for serious relationship
I want a male april
April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.
April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth
Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!
You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
Bully/punch your tall friend day
A: Hey, it’s April 22nd!
B: so?
A: it’s national slap your tall friend day
B: oh shoot *runs*