Random
Source Code
Random
1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
78👍 24👎
When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
4👍 6👎
A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.
When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
65👍 24👎
Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
33👍 13👎
Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!
Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!
26👍 10👎
a comeback
"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."
59👍 29👎