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when a mother in a store uses her child's stroller to block off a isle in a in any kind of store normaly in a shoe store during a sale
this damn baby brigader block of a isle in the in the lowes hardware store while her husband stole tools.
When someone has boobs smaller then a\or an AAA cup.
My 9 1/2 year old sister Jody thinks she has boobs! Ha! She barley even has baby boobs!
Jody: MOM I NEED A BRA!!!!!!
Jody's Mom: Honey, you don't even have baby boobs.......
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When a man completely shoves his dick down a woman's throat busting his nut all the way down her throat while choking her until the guzzled babies come out of her nostrils.
Dude 1: "Man, I had to get her some chloraseptic..."
Dude 2: "Why man?"
Dude 1: "Cuz she's a baby guzzler!"
The act of attempting to entrap a man in a relationship by intentionally becoming pregnant.
"I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man."
"Don't take her word that she on the pill bro, baby lasso'll fuck your shit up."
When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".
Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.
A kiss where both people involved suckle on each other's lips like babies.
Wolf will double baby anything with legs