Rural Dictionary

The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 21, 2019

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.

"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."

by Steepsy May 9, 2014