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A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
A fucking blockhead gimp. Loves cock and eats shit. mentally insane and likes kids.
Has a huge dick, will rail you, after
one night you’ll fall in love forever
There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
Lover-boy, Very talented and collective. Tends to be very affectionate but only to the right people. They have the most interesting minds that wouldn’t make sense, until you entertained them. They love bringing people together to have a good time and you’d be surprised in bed.
I saw David and the party last night and suddenly the aura surround us was warmer.