After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".
Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?
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when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.
"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."
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Adj
1. Describes something that is really bad
2. Describes something that is really awesome
1. Damn man, those burritos I got at 7-11 are so dick nasty that I had the runs for 4 days straight.
2. Holy shit, that movie was so dick nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands and then flew a helicopter back to safety...all while making out with some hot chick.
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The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.
Tyler: Hey jeff, guess what?
Jeff: What?
Tyler: I heard Erin turned down Kyle because he has a huge, dirty dick chin.
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Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.
Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!
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The worst/best bar depending on who you are. Located in Hamden, CT. A place that many underage Quinnipiac University students sneak into.
"There are three kinds of people that go to dicks. Sluts, athletes and freshmen."
-Tron circa 2012
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