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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024


Sunny Donkey

A made up name for Sunny D orange juice

Guy 1: "Want some Sunny Donkey?"
Guy 2: "What the hell is Sunny Donkey?
Guy 1: "Sunny D, the juice."
Guy 2: "You have lost your speaking privileges."

by rodrick_wellington69 November 13, 2020


donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 16, 2017


hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 19, 2017


DUMP DONKEY

Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022


DUMP DONKEY

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022


Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.

Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.

by sherylveit March 11, 2019