Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games”
When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today