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Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.
Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.
delirious pieces of heaven that are only $4 so poor people can buy them too
yum look at those coles cookies
The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.
Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.
When you use a cookie as a butt plug
Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males