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On May 28 is the day to shoot your shot and confess or show feelings for your crush
SHOOT YOUR SHOT : To do a thing, or say a thing, or claim a thing possibly outside of your range of abilities, though not explicitly so. Sarah-"The kid in the story above, he shot his shot"
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"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."
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The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."
"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
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This is when something interupts your buzz or high. This buzz is normally caused by alcohol or drugs or can be a natural high.
I was having a great time til the cops came and wrecked my buzz.
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To brag.
To speak on and on about something one knows nothing about.
Do not run your jib about your basketball talents, no one cares.
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When you go to the gym to grunt and lift heavy weights in order to gain muscle size.
Its typical to grunt when you get your swell on at the gym!
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To jerk off
Did you just noot your knob in that bathroom?
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