Oh shit, brown people.

Verb, The act of holding one's purse closer, calling one's children away, crossing the street or leaving the area such as a gym or cafeteria in response to the presence of ethnic persons on the part of Caucasians.

Normally used in the context of "to pull a-"

"As soon as Pedro and Maria walked into the classroom, everybody pulled an oh shit, brown people. Some lady wouldn't even let her kid go to the bathroom until Pedro and Maria left the Building.

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Amherst OH. Football Team

This is the "best" football team to exist in the world, they are so good that they blow more leads than Kimmy Granger blows men.... This team will have a lead of 30 to 12 but than by the 3rd quarter the score will be 30 to 45. They get mad easily and if you joke about them being bad they will get triggered, but they also do have a good side. The team has confidence, thats about it tho.....

Amherst OH. Football Team: WE GOT THIS BOIS!
Opponents: NAH, we gonna clap yo cheeks Nibba
Amherst OH. Football Team: Nah
1st quarter: 34 to 12
Amherst OH. Football Team: WE ARE WINNING!!!
Opponents: WE ARE NOT WINNING!
3rd quarter: 34 to 54
End Game: Amherst takes an L
School Kids: LOL u lost the game...
Amherst OH. Football Team: TRIGGERED, IMA BEAT U UP KID

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oh shit its on fire!

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality

While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"

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oh you actin different

kayb is a complete and whole different breed, she always actin different. ya know what i’m sayin playa? kayb needs some deep schlong dingaling action from lord blow in her life but she won’t admit it because she actin different

“oh you actin different kayb”

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Oh, My Cell Phone!

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.

Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"

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oh my lamb chops

A variance of the phrase oh my lanta.

Sara: "You are going to die tomorrow."
Josh: "Oh my lamb chops, no!!"

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Oh, I know how it works

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.

"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."

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