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Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
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When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear
One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
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Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.
When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”