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social rejection

blue haired liberals, jiafei accounts, "the boyzzz", social credit mfs, people who use twitter as an information site

person a: hey is that person a social rejection?
person b: they are *what was listed above* so yeah

by xi—..! January 6, 2022


social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 25, 2020


social duhstancing

Pandemic precautions so obvious that they should not have to be explained.

Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.

by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020


social sales

Social Sales is the Process of Leveraging Online Platforms and Tools to Attract, Teach and Engage Targeted Buyers.

I use LinkedIn for my social sales activity to find my ideal prospects, identify shared connections and leverage existing relationships to get warm introductions and referrals.

by socialsellingal October 7, 2018


social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018


social akward haruto

He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her

Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto

by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021


Social-diabetes

It's a disease with People who are excessively addicted to Social Networking Service (SNS) or who get sick without SNS.

I was diagnosed with Social-diabetes, after telling my doctor that I'm on SNS for 24/7.

by February 10, 2021