Taking my feet out the bucket

Say this when you get big/important news

Right, thats it im taking my feet out the bucket

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

Taking a joke about a girl

When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.

"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"

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Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

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take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

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Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

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but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

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