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A phenomenon similar to cyber sex but using sms messaging on a mobile phone
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1. Someone who is addicted to sex, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
1. "I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night...he has every STD known to man, and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a sex addict."
2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
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A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.
Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!
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Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy.
Ohh niggah... niggah, niggah.
This feels so good, im gunna go try this at home.
This sure is some Scrotacular scrotal sex, I sure hope this doesnt lead to scrotal discontent.
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Participating in fornication via relay voice messaging on Ventrilo.
"Im so fucking horny want to have vent sex?"
"Im already stroking my cock, OVER"
"Do you want me to come over?"
"Yes I want you to come! OVER"
"No, do you want me to come over? Why do you keep ending all your sentences in over?"
"Why do I keep ending all my sentences in what? OVER"
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When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.
Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!
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When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.
I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.
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