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couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2022


Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

by Rusty Taint November 21, 2017


Gateway Fuck

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.

Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

by Travis S. Shammy M. August 30, 2013


Fuck rowdy

When or after having sex the room is tore up, tossed, wrecked and just plain destroyed cause of the wild fun time just had.

Wow baby that was amazing we totally got fuck rowdy in here.
Hey wanna go back to my place and get fuck rowdy?

by EPIC IS AS EPIC DOES March 7, 2017


Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

by TWoods450 September 25, 2008


fuck nook

The area in your home where you consistently find yourself having spontaneous sex. Typically a kitchen or dining area.

Jen and Shaun, yet again, found themselves naked in the kitchen fuck nook for some early morning fun.

by Twin flame JS May 19, 2020


Fuck the Grinch

When one must do something they don't want to do.

"Are you taking that math test?"
"Yeah I gotta go fuck the Grinch"

by Grinchfucker February 1, 2017