is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything
David is stupid
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!
David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
Wow look it’s my bestfriend david
David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.
Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.
David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?
?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.
He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.
He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.
It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.
One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).
David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
This guy is so amazing! He must be a David