1. To โsweep something under the rugโ
2. Using a hen house to store your whore
My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house
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The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.
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One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.
Person1: Hey, where do you live?
Person2: Dubois College House.
Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?
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You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.
Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?
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An absolute genius in creating rapper names.
Person 1: Yo bro I want to be a rapper but I don't know what to call myself
Person 2: No worries bro I'll hit up Lil house phone he'll come up with something
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Ironic question asked, often jabbing a thumb over the shoulder, when someone who considers him or herself a Grand Pooh Bah has just entered the room. From Irish comic Brendan O'Connor's kitschy pop hymn with the refrain, "Who's in da house? Jesus in da house!"
Who's in da house? Dodi in da house!
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