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It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.
The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.
The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?
Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?
Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.
Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.
A mix of piss,cum and vodka, can add blood for strawberry lemon.
Mike poured a lemon-cream shot down my throat.
when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat
I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room
When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.