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After you've ran over 5 miles and are standing still with your legs having a seizure.
Look at Johnny over there with his seizure legs.
He ran 10 miles!
A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.
Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."
the most painful day (s) of the workout routine. You may also end up losing your leg functionality if you don't do it properly. Please ask for pro help before working your legs out!
This bloke lost the mobility of his right leg because he really tore off his front tensor muscles and he can't lift his leg up for shit. Leg day is going to be out of his program for a while.
A day that seemingly disappears from all gymgoers routine.
person 1: Hey Sam, what day is it today?
person 2: Mike, its obviously leg day.
person 1: What in the fuck is that?
person 2: The day where we train lower body.
both: Please shoot me
The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”