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April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”
*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”
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Everyday is National flash a titty day
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December 10th ignore celebrities day
Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year
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Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.
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February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
Happy national text a Jason day!!
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National Npesta Day is on June 26th because that's when Geometry Dash Youtuber, Npesta, made his first video
"Hey dude it's National Npesta Day"
"Dude really?"
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This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.
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