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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025


Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.

Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

by killermachime15 March 31, 2023


FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "

I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .

by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019


Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.

Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*

by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023


Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 20, 2020


Socking Wet

A phrase implemented in the vocabulary of the mother of a popular YouTuber, @Danno Cal Drawings.
The phrase is an alternative way of saying "sopping wet" to describe something that is extremely wet.

P1:The grass is socking wet!
P2:Socking...? Do you mean sopping wet?
P1:Do not question your mother.

by Radin Happier May 21, 2024


sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.

nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops

by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013