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sweaty toes

When you go to take a poop and you push so hard and clench your jaw so hard your toes begin to sweat.

Or

Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat

Man i got sweaty toes real bad after eating that lasagna.

I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.

I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.

by Poudew April 30, 2023


purple toes

when you got nervous feet

i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim

by edna5000 May 30, 2022


Toe ball

When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls

“What did you do on the weekend?”

“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off

by Bigfathoe48 October 20, 2019


Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020


toe fungus feb

fave month

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb

by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021


Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019


Toe curl

When u curl your feet when they are cold

It was super chilly last night bro, the wind gave me the biggest toe curl

by Op10 January 17, 2024