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Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.
Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.
When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.
Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!
1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork
Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig
Soon to be best theme park in the united kingdom
Top rides include teh samri and teh floorlez
A larger 4 door sedan with plenty of power. Ideal for cruising on large stretches of highway. Especially American and German highways.
The 2003 BMW 540 is my favorite highway pig.