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straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020


Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017


straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 21, 2022


Sorbet Straight

A person whose sexuality is straight but only when they are high.

Person A: “Ayo are you straight?”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”

by Orbitnonono April 13, 2022


Straight Stymie

An expression used when someone blocks when you
try to do something

Jordan: Damnn Imma get this dunk!
Paul: *blocks the dunk* straight stymie dwag!! Ooooo hell yea

by somidahomie September 7, 2015


dabbing straight ahead

Performing a Nazi/Hitler salute. The act of dabbing in front, rather than to the side, resembles this salute. Try it in a public setting to verify this.

Steve Bannon was seen dabbing straight ahead after discussing immigration laws.

by sportball14 June 17, 2017


straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020