Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.

He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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Double Dip Mama Bird

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB

Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

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angry bird kick of rage

A kick that Makimachi Misao uses on Rurouni Kenshin in the series Rurouni Kenshin when Kenshin isn't listening.

Misao:Why aren't you listening to me!
Kenshin:...
Misao:Angry bird kick of rage!
Kenshin:oro?!?

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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

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Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

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Say Word 2 Big Bird

well DUH SAY WORD 2 BIG BIRD dont it tell u ? or r ya 2 fucking stuid!?

Hommie #1- hey yo u c that huge dunk by SHAQ

Hommie #2 Oh shit Say Word 2 Big Bird!

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