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Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.
Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.
When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water
I drank my cum during water bottle sex
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A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...
"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"
"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"
"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"
"Clean as a whistle!"
when semen drips down a hairy vagina
bitch shave that pussy or there will be some white water rapids drippin all over my good sheets
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A phrase used by Irish people (who dislike the English) to describe the English
Jimmy : "So Paddy, who are Irelnad playin' in the next match, do yi' know?"
Paddy : "Them across the water"
Jimmy : "Oh..!"
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When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.
John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.
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when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face
I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it
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