Burning fish

The pussy stenking like fish and burning like a fire

Fuck her in the ass and cum in her mouth. Then go in her pussy with no lube and get burnt. Burning fish.

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[FISH TALK]

when men (or women) having nothing better to do then chat about fishing and nothing else all day.

Bucc:"Rac, i caught a big bass in the gravel pit lake on saturday."
Rac:"Cool, i borrowed my buddies jon boat because i can't afford my own and went fishing for jew fish, caught two nice ones." FISH TALK

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got fished

Senior class of 2011(wasuppp) pranking schools with fish.

Student=Hey Mrs.*ee what is that in your frikin drinking water?!

Teacher= umm who put live goldfish in my drinking water?!

Student= i don't know but you got fished!

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Fish Licker

Someone who always has really bad breath. It’s said that they lick fish and that’s how their breath gets so bad

Jerry: Steve, I think my wife is a fish licker

Steve: how come?
Jerry: she kissed me thing morning and I almost projectile vomited on the kids

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Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

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fish harmonica

A woman's cooter, especially one involved in oral sex

This girl totally let me play her fish harmonica after one date.

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fish me

Fish up your ass then you shit on your mates face

I really need you to fish me daddy

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