3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

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7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists

this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on

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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 scale in which guys rate girls based on face, tits, ass, and personality.

1: Would not bang
2: Would bang for lots of money
3: Would bang if horny
4: Would bang for money
5: Would bang
6: Would bang
7: Would consider to bang for money.

8: Would bang for money
9: Would bang for lots of money
10: Would give up life to bang

Johnny: DAMNNNN that girl is so hot I wish I could press my dick against those tits
Jonathan: I know right! She must be at least an 8 on the 1-10 attractiveness scale!
Johnny: Her ass is an 8 but her face is a 10! Talk about those tits! But her personality-
Jonathan: I don't care about personality when my dick is 4 inches deep!
Johnny: Alright I'll go talk to her.

(The 1-10 female attractiveness scale)

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i 1 2 4 q

a term oftentimes used as a replacement for "i want to fork you"

Text message from Billy:i 1 2 4 q

Jesus: "Fuck you billy ill turn you into a frog"

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale)

An eons old scale the function of which is to determine the attractiveness of a female. This is a Sacred scale passed down from bro to bro that has crossed classes, borders and even languages.

Guy 1: yo man, did you see that chick at 3 o'clock, she was at least a 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale).

Guy 2: Whats the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)?

Guy 1: the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale) is a sacred measuring scale that has been used between bros for hundreds of years. It first originated in the year 100,000 bc.

Guy 2; shit man, are you high?

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June 1 National LGBTQ Day

The day you celebrate with your friends who are LGBTQ And have fun!

Girl: Hey want to go to the park?

Other Girl: Why?

Girl: BECAUSE ITS JUNE 1 NATIONAL LGBTQ DAY!

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

a sexist game played my men to determine the worth of a woman through rating her appearance on a scale of one to ten.

Girl: "The 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is stupid and offensive."
Boy: "Is it that time of the month?"

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