The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
Speaking random gibberish with the once and a while "among us"
amonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamongin Pulling a Jake Pappas
A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.
Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.
A Facebook famous boy from Sydney Australia, known for his video uploads.
Did you see Jake Sullivan's new video on Facebook? It got like 50,000 likes.
Loves polish birds and skipping gym. Has a lifelong rivalry with big Jaggar and a very gusty bedroom.( flatulence ) Fat.
Jake goodeve just glazed a Polski whatever next?!