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A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.
Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.
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The all American boy is usually named Dillon, Luke, or even Dylan! They love America and have a country accent.
“Dillon you are an 🇺🇸🇺🇸All American Boy🇺🇸🇺🇸“ I said to Dillon after being high for hours 🍃
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Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"
The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.
Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
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Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.
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