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This is the day to be a nigga. Live like your in the hood smoke weed get money, rap suck on black girls. Thug life
A day to celebrate ur cows , rats and pigs.
What did u do on 17th april?
I bought a cake for my cow called Daria.
You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
Bully/punch your tall friend day
A: Hey, it’s April 22nd!
B: so?
A: it’s national slap your tall friend day
B: oh shoot *runs*
this friday is national give your bae flowers day (not really) 💁 ♀️💁 ♀️💁 ♀️
“omg friday is gonna be so boring”
“no it won’t bc your bae is gonna give you flowers for April 22nd🙌🙌”
Josh: Hey guys, it’s April 22nd. You know what that means ;)