When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)
Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.
a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"
Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: Beats me!
Another way to phrase masturbation
“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”
When you make music with your mouth.
Boopachicka! That how you beat box.
A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.
Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?
It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.