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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 July 22, 2013

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Called

Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"

A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024


reverse booty call

When you call the drunk person to have sex with them instead of them calling you when they are dunk. Involves you going to there place and getting it on.

I was wasted, when she reverse booty called me and then came over.

by kickass123456789 October 16, 2010


Warm calling

Similar to cold calling. The person you're calling still doesn't know you or expect your call, but you happen to know someone who they know and like. By referral the ice is broken, and the call is warmer in temperature.

Salesperson: "I need to make a few calls, was there anyone at that networking breakfast who you think I should try?"

Friend: "Ya, try Pete Mullholland, he's the manager at Vandelay Industrial Supplies--we got along great"

Salesperson: "Finally I'm warm calling for a change"

by MrCorrect1985 July 9, 2009


Daddy Call

When a woman needs attention from someone who provides good dick and will stay over; if she needs extra attention such as cuddling, kissing, Netflix &Chill, watch porn, love from daddy, and for extra rounds. Not a booty call, but a Daddy call

Girl: Daddy’s Calling, I gotta dip
Girls: ok booty call!!
Girl: nah, this a Daddy Call

by MegaShahz July 28, 2021


calling unc

To vomit at any time, usually after drinking alcohol.

Goddamn I was drinking all that Henny last night. I been calling unc all morning

by Noname145 December 31, 2020


Just call me brandon yo!

Retard #3

Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024