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David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.
David: *appears*
Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt
David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
David is someone any body can ask for
Most fun person to be with and be around David is someone any body can ask for
David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-
Man. I fucking love David.
David is generally a nice guy but can sometimes be not that nice. He is very smart and handsome. He has made two we sites and is working on a app called enamel. David has a lot of friends and has a big dick
David has a big dick!
A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!