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Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.
Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!
The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.
Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
Something that defies all reasonable explanation.
“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.
Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”
Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”
Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”
Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”
That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)
I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.