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The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.
Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away
Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.
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When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.
This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee
It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!
comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)
comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)
girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE
comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)
comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)
status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die
comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted
comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
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A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!
I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.
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Someone who has an excessive number of photos tagged of themselves on Facebook, with opinions on the definition of excess varying, depending on their network size, number of friends who could potentially tag photos, et cetera.
As Facebook users cannot help being tagged by others (although they may un-tag photos), Facebook photo whores are most accurately identified by having more or an excessive number of photos tagged by themselves rather than tagged by others, indicating that they either have no life and no friends to include them in photos, or carry around a camera constantly, indicating that they probably have no life and are weird and desperate.
A: Woah, Julie has 803 photos on her profile! She must be really attractive and popular!
B: No, dude, 487 of those were posted and tagged by herself.
A: Yeah…and she's shitfaced in every one of them. What a Facebook photo whore.
A: Man, I love my roommate, but almost half of her photos were tagged by herself. Do you think I should say anything?
B: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn’t want people thinking I was a Facebook photo whore. Or that I was hella lame.
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The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
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A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!
You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
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The act of interfacing various postings and privacy settings on one's own facebook page in a way that is designed to offend or otherwise upset specific people or groups of people likely to view those postings and having access that enables them to do so solely by virtue of the particular privacy settings at issue; also known as "counter-netstalking";
My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is totally and obviously netstalking me so I'm going to commit a little Passive Facebook Terrorism to put her in her place.
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