A fucking game where little broke ass kids spend there parents fucking credit card 24/7
U suck a FORTNITE
U GOTTA DRINK DORITOS AND MNT DEW
A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -
Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
A game with sweaty 9 year olds that are attracted and simp to the female characters in the game. And also simp for pokimane who is 15 years older than them.
Boys where are we dropping i need ta get dat dub in fortnite
Ded, Ded, Ded, Cancer,Ded, oh and yeah i forgot,DED!
do u even fortnite bro?
No, man thats ded as hell
Minecraft mod for guns and better graphics xD
10 year old kid who think CoD is the best thing ever:die u noob fortnite is the best game
me: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD