A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids
I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU
To cum on a larger persons stomach
I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out
a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin
Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator
Littlest Muffin is a God of anime
--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!
Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim
When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period
Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch
My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good
Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex